Total Medals Earned: 217 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,715 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 5/6 (110/135 points)
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 9/30 (85/360 points)
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Take the freeway exit.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
When you get MEAT
Medals Earned: 19/19 (645/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship